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Now Playing: Unbeautiful by Lesley Roy
date: Tuesday, September 11, 2007
title:
time: 6:48 PM

Because I feel so nice, I'm going to do the 1G fellas a favour and show you guys the correct order of 1 of the 3 seen poems in the Lit exam: The Lesson!

So...without further ado, here:

The Lesson

Chaos ruled OK in the classroomas
bravely the teacher walked in
the nooligans ignored him
hid voice was lost in the din

"The theme for today is violence
and homework will be set
I'm going to teach you a lesson
one that you'll never forget"

He picked on a boy who was shouting
and throttled him then and there
then garrotted the girl behind him
(the one with grotty hair)

Then sword in hand he hacked his way
between the chattering rows
"First come, first severed" he declared
"fingers, feet or toes"

He threw the sword at a latecomer
it struck with deadly aim
then pulling out a shotgun
he continued with his game

The first blast cleared the backrow
(where those who skive hang out)
they collapsed like rubber dinghies
when the plug's pulled out

"Please may I leave the room sir?"
a trembling vandal enquired
"Of course you may" said teacher
put the gun to his temple and fired

The Head popped a head round the doorway
to see why a din was being made
nodded understandingly
then tossed in a grenade

And when the ammo was well spent
with blood on every chair
Silence shuffled forward
with its hands up in the air

The teacher surveyed the carnage
the dying and the dead
He waggled a finger severely
"Now let that be a lesson" he said

Roger McGough

So, if I'm not wrong, here's the correct order:
B,H,G,J,A,C,E,I,D,F

I shouldn't be, anyways. Call me an egoistic bitch, whatever. I don't care, for it's found on the Net, so it should be correct. :)

Regards,
Woon Wei