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profile name: woonwei school: hwachonginstitution class: 3h209 council: 9thproedcouncil36thhighschoolcouncil ep3: hcdebate links zhao yong justin yuan zhi yi yun fraser samuel tay nick chuan jun wei dk sophin wee shuen long jian liki kah how jek jin shaun edward yu yang I'm sorry, but I lost the rest of the links. Please tag so I can get the URLs back. Thanks (: archives March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 credits layout designer and image: eloquent |
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date: Friday, November 30, 2007
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time: 10:42 PM
VJCs tomorrow...really, it seems like we're thoroughly under-prepared. Fine, the HCI EDS is thoroughly under-prepared.THW make AIDS testing compulsory for high-risk groups. Prop: HCI Opp: PLMGS/ACS(I)...I think it's PL THBT democracy has no place in the Middle East Prop: CI Opp: PLMGS/ACS(I)...should be ACS(I) We're doing double Prop...weird. And ACS(I)'s doing double Opp. Ah well...just do your best...Max, Li Ki, Kah How, Glendon and Edward! date:
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Let's continue with the story...Ali Ba Ba and the Forty Thieves. :)* ** *** **** ***** ****** ***** **** *** ** * Upon hearing the prices, the leader of the forty men glared at him and shouted, "Let's go!" The forty mean immediately did a three-point reverse on their Mercedes-Benz Maxi taxis and left with a long track of unleaded exhaust gas. Ali Ba Ba, flaring that he did not scam any money out of the mean but instead got cheated of his supplies (which were fortunately Made-in-China products, which means that the meat were actually 40% meat and 60% lead, the olives were 100% polycarbonate and beer nothing but your everyday diluted water and not to mention unfiltered sewage water which was smuggled from the NEWater plant), decided to chase after them in his Ferrari F1 Formula race car, which was intended to premiere at the Singapore F1 Night Race. So, he got into the car, and tried to start the engine. Unfortunately, as the key was also made in China, the metal melted for some morbidly fascinating reason. Angered by that, he went to the carpet store, which was owned by his cousin, took the magic carpet (which was actually nothing but a gravity-defying mechanism that gives out radiation that kills anyone within a 10m radius...did I forget to meantion that it is also made in China?) and took after them... For miles and miles he chased, killing almost the whole town thanks to the radiation. Finally, he found the Uluru (Ayers Rock...Australia?). For a moment he marvelled at it, at the same time killing all the antelopes bounding about, and snakes who were minding their own business and his own sperms. Only five minutes later, when he became completely impotent, that he realised that this was the Middle East, and the Uluru was in Australia! After a complete ten minute session of 'dao-ing', he landed on the ground and walked towards it. Just as he was about to shout some expletives that was obviously not suitable to be incorporated into this story, the whole Uluru vanished. At that exact moment, the most beautiful word in the vocabulary of English was uttered out of his mouth. The next moment, a replica of the Little Boy atomic bomb that Hiroshima shot out of some cannon from some unknown place and killed Ali Ba Ba...or did it? I'll continue it again next time...:) date: Wednesday, November 28, 2007
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time: 11:53 PM
Just thought about 2006, and the thought of 'Politically Correct Bedtime Stories' came up. Read that book, seriously. You will love it for its sense of witty sarcasm, non-conformity to the norm of the other bedtime stories (i.e. sexism, good guys always win etc.). So, I thought and thought, and came up with my own short one. Ali Ba Ba and the Forty Thieves...with a little taste of Singapore.Ali Ba Ba and the Forty Thieves Once upon a time, there lived a boy who goes by the name of Ali Ba Ba. His family wasn't extremely rich whatsoever, but neither were they poor. But being the great dreamer that Ali Ba Ba was, he often thought about the five Cs (Condominium, Car, Club membership, Cash and Credit card), nuclear technology would make him rich if he harnessed it and of course girls, girls and more girls. However, one day, forty travellers entered the little city that he lived in. They wanted to buy olives, beer and meat. Ali Ba Ba, who also owned a shop that selled the stuff that they needed, quickly offered them to the travellers, in hopes that he would be able to scam a few hundred dollars out of them. When asked for the price, he said, "Well, looking at the recent case of the US Stock Market Crash, the need to go green and conservation of animals, let's say $5 per 500g of olives, $10 for each gram of meat and $4 for each 100ml of beer." I'll continue this the next time, so meanwhile, enjoy! date: Tuesday, November 27, 2007
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I was kinda bored in Shanghai, so I edited the lyrics for the Barney song! You know, the big fat purple drug addct that goes high on the set everytime, and the kiddies thinking that he's actually a role model? Yeah, that Barney. So..the lyrics...Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination And when he's here he's what we call a stupid purple saurus Barney's friends are big and small they are like drug addicts Alcoholics, burglarers and murderers as well (burglarer is accepted) Barney shows us lots of things like how to slash our wrists Burglary, daylight robbery and attempted murder Barney comes to play with us whenever we are emo Barney can be your friend too if you just try to kill him! Morbid...but hey, who cares? It's FUN. F.U.N. date: Monday, November 19, 2007
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Alright, first of all I apologise for the hiatus. My Internet was bust, and I really didn't feel like posting anyway.So, moving on straight to the topic... I'm currently standing at the Holding Room of the flight MU544, awaiting the boarding time...to Shanghai. Anyway, this is going to be the atart of a 10-day hiatus...so ah well, whatever. I wanted to post a poem initially, but hey, since people are glaring at me from behind, I shall end this short post...which is very damaging tyo my repertoire... Signing off... date:
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Alright, first of all I apologise for the hiatus. My Internet was bust, and I really didn't feel like posting anyway.So, moving on straight to the topic... I'm currently standing at the Holding Room of the flight MU544, awaiting the boarding time...to Shanghai. Anyway, this is going to be the start of a 10-day hiatus...so ah well, whatever. I wanted to post a poem initially, but hey, since people are glaring at me from behind, I shall end this short post...which is very damaging tyo my repertoire... Signing off... date:
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time: 12:21 AM
Alright, first of all I apologise for the hiatus. My Internet was bust, and I really didn't feel like posting anyway.So, moving on straight to the topic... I'm currently standing at the Holding Room of the flight MU544, awaiting the boarding time...to Shanghai. Anyway, this is going to be the atart of a 10-day hiatus...so ah well, whatever. I wanted to post a poem initially, but hey, since people are glaring at me from behind, I shall end this short post...which is very damaging tyo my repertoire... Signing off... date: Wednesday, November 14, 2007
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time: 12:31 AM
 A very rare find in this fandom, you are pure evil. Not quasi-evil, evil. You're a Death Eater, you have no conscience, you kick puppies and take candy from babies. You play the typical villain to Harry's hero. Romance usually doesn't make its way in for you, except with possibly a nice murderous Slytherin girl. What a fun existence you lead. Luckily, you're most likely going to die by the end of the fanfic anyway. Find out which Draco you are.
What Does Your Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Say About You?
What American City Are You? date: Monday, November 12, 2007
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time: 11:43 PM
Heh...major spammage, though I could have fdone better...I promise a more detailed and personal post next time. And as for Lin Dee...I'm looking into the poem...can't wait for the Debate Camp in December! date: Saturday, November 3, 2007
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Ah well...it's been a while since I had done a 'first' in my life. I mean, it's been 2 weeks! (Okay...I just realised it's not been long but WHATEVER)So, today I went for a blood test! :D Yup, that's right - a blood test. You guys are most probably wondering, "Why the hell is that his first? Shouldn't he have done it when he was young, finding out his blood group?!" Fine, that WAS supposed to be the case, but NO, I never had a blod test when I was young. Why? Don't ask me. I'm just as clueless. Anyway, after that, my mum and I crapped around at RTC, having breakfast there before spamming the couches just below the arcade (she was supposed to be studying for her Aborist course and me, write a bloody story for the interview on Tuesday for the Best Student in English thingum). Then, we went places like Centrepoint to Brat When you first opened your eyes And entered this world Everyone thought Aww...what and angel! Yes, I was jealous. All attention was now focused on you No more was it on me The now 2nd-youndest in the extended family. But now, at the age of four Honda! Toyota! Sexy Bom bom! Were things that you would scream Even in public, at the expense of our image The angel that we knew was no more Now enters a brat that had nothing more Than car brands and sexy bom bom to scream You stupid brat! Now I'm not jealous Of the attention that you recieve Nah it's unwanted anyway It'll just spoil you Well listen up And listen good brat I may be your cousin But if you decide that Mr.Brat should just show up and tarnish our image Just get the hell lost BRAT! Copyright 2007 Look Woon Wei Yee-haw. That feels good. Why he says sexy bom bom is beyond me. He claims that his classmates call him sexy bom bom...RIGHT... I think I will change my profile...nah. Too lazy. Yayers! OT for SOO '08. Under Li Ki (ugh...fine. It's not that bad) for Programmes, if you're interested. Fine, I gotta update my profile. See ya! |
