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Now Playing: Unbeautiful by Lesley Roy
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date: Friday, November 30, 2007
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time: 6:49 PM
Let's continue with the story...Ali Ba Ba and the Forty Thieves. :)* ** *** **** ***** ****** ***** **** *** ** * Upon hearing the prices, the leader of the forty men glared at him and shouted, "Let's go!" The forty mean immediately did a three-point reverse on their Mercedes-Benz Maxi taxis and left with a long track of unleaded exhaust gas. Ali Ba Ba, flaring that he did not scam any money out of the mean but instead got cheated of his supplies (which were fortunately Made-in-China products, which means that the meat were actually 40% meat and 60% lead, the olives were 100% polycarbonate and beer nothing but your everyday diluted water and not to mention unfiltered sewage water which was smuggled from the NEWater plant), decided to chase after them in his Ferrari F1 Formula race car, which was intended to premiere at the Singapore F1 Night Race. So, he got into the car, and tried to start the engine. Unfortunately, as the key was also made in China, the metal melted for some morbidly fascinating reason. Angered by that, he went to the carpet store, which was owned by his cousin, took the magic carpet (which was actually nothing but a gravity-defying mechanism that gives out radiation that kills anyone within a 10m radius...did I forget to meantion that it is also made in China?) and took after them... For miles and miles he chased, killing almost the whole town thanks to the radiation. Finally, he found the Uluru (Ayers Rock...Australia?). For a moment he marvelled at it, at the same time killing all the antelopes bounding about, and snakes who were minding their own business and his own sperms. Only five minutes later, when he became completely impotent, that he realised that this was the Middle East, and the Uluru was in Australia! After a complete ten minute session of 'dao-ing', he landed on the ground and walked towards it. Just as he was about to shout some expletives that was obviously not suitable to be incorporated into this story, the whole Uluru vanished. At that exact moment, the most beautiful word in the vocabulary of English was uttered out of his mouth. The next moment, a replica of the Little Boy atomic bomb that Hiroshima shot out of some cannon from some unknown place and killed Ali Ba Ba...or did it? I'll continue it again next time...:) |